“At the police department, the phone rang, rang, rang. ‘Hallo, hallo!’ the police answered. ‘I’ve lost my cat(-person) and, and...’ And the police said, ‘Sorry, sir, that’s not a job of the police. We are too busy.’ ‘But you don’t understand. This is a very intelligent cat(-person). He’s almost human. He can practically talk.’ So, the police said, ‘Then well, you’d better hang up. He might be trying to phone you.’” […]
“A man went into a restaurant in a strange city and asked the waiter for some food. And so, the waiter asked what he wanted. And he was kind of lost and homesick, lonely. So he said, ‘A meatloaf, some bread, and a kind word.’ So, when the waiter returned with the meatloaf and the bread, he said, ‘Where is the good word for me?’ So, the waiter put down the meatloaf and sighed and whispered into his ear, ‘Don’t eat the meatloaf!’” […]
